PYRONKINETIC PRODIGY'S
FLAMING PREMIERE
A feat not to be missed . . .
or just a lot of hot air?
From The
Crlimson Gazetteer, February 19, 1938
The infamously unusual Medium family
has announced that on Friday, the 1st of March, they will reveal their
latest and greatest show to the public. This
new act will feature the first performance by the never before seen Junior
Medium, who is said to set objects ablaze with only the power of his mind and
his burning ambition.
The family of supernaturals has come
under criticism lately. One personal friend of the family (who would like to
remain nameless) has said, "As a frequent guest of the Medium family,
Junior has not to my knowledge successfully set anything on fire ever. He has
on several occasions however turned bright red where upon I thought he might
spontaneously combust from sheer concentration."
We citizens of Allamuchy eagerly, if
not skeptically, anticipate this young Medium’s new extraordinary feat.
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