GIRL HEARS RADIO GHOSTS:
INSISTS THEY ARE NOT DEAD
Explanation hailed by physicists and mystics alike
From The
Beantown Borealis, June 21, 1938

“People always ask me how I speak to the dead,
which isn’t exactly accurate,” says Miss Medium. She explains,
“The voices that I hear are not dead.
They are of people living in parallel dimensions, alternate realities
that could have been had something gone a bit differently.”

“She had a clear analysis of two physical
principles,” stated professor John C. Slater, chair of M.I.T.’s department of
Physics, “that of radio waves, which are rudimentary, and also of quantum
mechanics, which are not.”
Professor Slater went on to cite recent work by a
group of physicists based out of Princeton University, summing it up like
this: “When an event occurs, it takes us
down a certain pathway, just as if we were take the left fork at a split on a
highway. But should that same event have
a different result, say going right at that same fork in the road, it changes
our entire reality altogether. But the
other path still exists, running parallel to the one we took.”
Miss Medium demonstrated this concept onstage by
tuning in her radio to hear voices of people in alternate realities. In one such communication, we heard the voice
of a longshoreman in Nova Scotia in a reality where the Great Halifax Explosion
of 1917 had never occurred, resulting in that city becoming the second largest
in North America. In another broadcast,
we heard the voice of the first woman governor of Rhode Island, although our
nation has never had any female heads of state.
For her finale, Miss Medium spoke to the famous magician Harry Houdini
who passed away a dozen years ago.
“In this universe,” says Miss Medium, referring to
the reality with which we are all familiar, “Mr. Houdini died from
complications due to a poorly timed punch to the stomach. But tonight we hear the Great Houdini
himself, not back from the grave, but having sidestepped that grave
altogether!”
“As supernatural as it seems,” say Professor
Slater, “this is actually very advanced physics. Should she come to Cambridge, our department
is prepared to offer the young lady a full scholarship.”
But Miss Medium isn’t interested. “I learn more about the world by traveling
around it with my stage presentation,” she says, “and about other worlds just
by tuning my radio.”
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