MEDIUMS: MINDREADERS
OR MASQUERADERS?
Common thieves, Russian spies, and invisible parrots all suspected
From The
Cincinnati Scepter, August 8, 1936
The world famous Medium Family of Allamuchy, New
Jersey, has made quite a splash of late.
At a recent New York City engagement, these Mediums (in more than one sense of the word) described past events for dozens of people in the audience, listed
objects that people had in their pockets, and forecast a number of in-house
happenings mere moments before they occurred—all with absolute certainty and
correctness.
“I had a silver pocketwatch with a crack in the
glass, a billfold with two dollars and a stick of gum in it, and a lucky
thimble that I always carry around with me,” says Sheldon Sheingold of Brooklyn
who was in attendance and came onstage as a randomly chosen volunteer. “Not only did they name all these things, but
they talked about Kugel, which was not just my favorite food as a kid but also
the name of my puppy dog back then.”
The crowd applauded for the Mediums and for
Sheingold alike when, just before walking offstage, Montrose Medium, the head
of the family proclaimed, “In just a moment, Mr. Sheingold shall trip and fall
on his way down the steps.”
He did just that.
“How’d they know?” said Sheingold, talking to the
press from his hospital bed, his bandaged leg elevated in a sling. “And if they did know, why didn’t they stop
it from happening?”
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Questions like Mr. Sheingold’s are on the minds of
many who have come in contact with the Medium Family.
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At one engagement in Chicago, Mr. Medium stated,
“Before you leave the theatre, those of you who left your coats with the check
girl are in for a nasty shock.” Sure
enough, all the contents of patrons’ pockets were missing and the check girl
was nowhere to be found.
At a gala event in Atlanta, Georgia, Marsha McMedium (her
maiden name) divulged that a Democratic senator was wearing a corset and brassiere
beneath his tuxedo, right after Mr. Medium pronounced, “In just a moment, this
gentlemen shall turn the color of a beet, grab his hat, coat, and wife, and
then vacate the premises.” These events
transpired, though the senator's alleged corset and brassiere were never verified.
“I have many theories as to what’s transpiring at
these events,” says Dr. Randall Harris of Missoula, Montana. “One theory is that these so-called mediums*
are using the power of suggestion to make these events occur. Suggestion can sometimes be so strong that it
can almost be called coercion—or even hypnosis.”
Dr. Harris, whose specialty is psychology, when
asked about a theory that the Mediums are in cahoots with a ring of pickpockets
said, “As a man of science, I can
neither verify nor refute these claims.
Not without hard evidence. There
are those who say that Mr. Medium has spent time in Communist Russia and
carries a device that sends direct signals to the KGB. I’ve also heard a theory that there is an
invisible parrot sitting on Marsha McMedium’s shoulder, whispering secrets in
her ear.”
Dr. Harris went on to say that an invisible parrot
was implausible, but that a “very small parrot” would be possible.
The Medium Family performs this Tuesday, August 11th,
at the Bastion Hill Auditorium in downtown Cincinnati. It is predicted that there will not be an
empty seat in the house.
*Editor’s note: Mr. Harris’s use
of the phrase “so-called mediums” refers to the family’s occupation being put
into question, whereas the family’s surname is indeed “Medium” , a fact that this reporter has verified through reputable sources.